Fu-Man-Chu Bi-Laws

1. A Chu must be worn for a minimum of 2 weeks to become an official member

2. The man or woman wearing the oldest Chu is President

3. The general body of Fu-Man-Chu may force the removal of the President by a simple majority vote. If a president is removed he or she must remove all facial hair by 9:00 am the following business day. She or he may remain a member of Fu-Man-Chu, but will not be eligiable to be president until one full year from the date of last shave.