Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Fu-Man-Chu Bi-Laws

1. A Chu must be worn for a minimum of 2 weeks to become an official member

2. The man or woman wearing the oldest Chu is President

3. The general body of Fu-Man-Chu may force the removal of the President by a simple majority vote. If a president is removed he or she must remove all facial hair by 9:00 am the following business day. She or he may remain a member of Fu-Man-Chu, but will not be eligiable to be president until one full year from the date of last shave.

What is Fu-Man-Chu?

Fu-Man-Chu is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope to utilize Chinese hair. The only requirement for membership is a desire to utilize Chinese hair. There are no dues or fees for Fu-Man-Chu. We are not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; do not wish to engage in any controversy, neither endorses nor opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to grow Chinese hair and help other Chinese hair growers do the same.